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okay, so I’m laying on the floor in my room with no pants on watching Who’s Line on my computer with the ladies running loose, and I suddenly felt a little nose sniffing at my crotch
I looked back and slammed my legs together by reflex and saw miss Obi-wan hop at least two feet in the air with her legs sprawling everywhere, so surprised she landed and bolted back under the coffee table
it might have been the funniest thing ive ever seen her do
pageofhopesphantasmalerection:
Diphallia is a rare medical condition in which a male infant is born with two penises.
It is also one of my fetishes.
oh
I…. I thought that was impossible… holy shit…
But which one do you pee out of…
……..
HOLY SHIT HUMAN SOLLUX EXISTS.
I would honestly like to NOT reblog this.
But there’s two of them.
And I, for some reason, find myself being unable to not reblog it.
NAOMI! WERE WE NOT JUST DISCUSSING THIS TODAY?!
YES WE WERE! ONHONHONHON!
Fangirls: hey I just met you
Fangirls: and this is crazy
Fangirls: but ASDFGHJKL;EIHIEHVNAUEBAUWEBUBAY
Fangirls: LKJHGFDAEUIGRHBKHVUEAEVAWEUIHSN maybe
Kate has been known to take control of jellyfish. Additionally, she is protected from damage by an energy barrier and she has the power to view distant locations with her mind. Kate displays a stupendous talent at gambling and she has inherited all of the powers and talents of a bee. Additionally, she is able to copy the size of her enemies and she is able to become tiny. Terribly, Kate is infamous for being sticky.
infamous for being sticky
Victoria has inherited all of the powers and talents of a squid, however never while in pain. Additionally, she possesses the power to make duplicates of herself and she conquers combatants using a terrible minigun. Victoria has the power to block heat beams and deflect them in a field around herself and she lords over a arrangement of whales. She likewise has learned to confuse the memories of an assailant and she developed the talent to communicate with dwarves verbally, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Sadly, Victoria struggles with being clueless.
Sadly, Victoria struggles with being clueless.
This is accurate
Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects.
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast.
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.
THIS.
“Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.”
even boys
