… justin those pants are fucking hideous
i-am-superjohnlocked: mrsmarymorstan: pudus: was it really necessary for me to be born Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them! that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
Please reblog this if you're not an organ dealer,...
timeladysmindpalace: wholockdoeswhatitwants: aravis713: padfootstolemycrumpet: areyouwearinganypants: thatone8bitkid: keyboardfrost: depotagents: creamyryoupuffs: i need to prove my mom that people on internet are normal people. i will show her this at every 100 notes. only 187 notes. omg
homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us. can we talk about how this is still getting notes
how to deal with someone who has alexithymia
autisticdrift: “deal with” is kind of offensive and condescending, but let’s ignore that and address the underlying question. 1. Don’t constantly ask us how we feel about things. When you’re alexithymic, figuring out how you feel about something is hard work and not always possible. 2. If we say we don’t know how we feel, take it at face value. We’re not playing head games with you or being...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
sirdeathemizel: do you ever draw something a million times above your usual skill level and it’s just like where the fuck did that come from
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
me-wow!: A rough and tough cowboy just finished... →
yourhatisgone: A rough and tough cowboy just finished his drink at the bar of an old western tavern. He walked outside, but quickly walked back in. With a mean look on his face and anger in his eyes, he said, “I’m gonna sit back down and have me another drink, and if my horse ain’t back where I left it by the…
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
Please reblog if you like Crowley
frostbackscat: cakemind: halfhalfling: mishasmisha: This is an experiment to see how tumblr feels about Crowley Otherwise, if you don’t like crowley, reblog this post
palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE EGG AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT IT IS ACTUALLY AN EGG OF STEEL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 0/10 WOULD NOT TRY AGAIN THERE’S NOT EVEN A FUCKING DENT IN...
tetsuroishigaki: tetsuroishigaki: According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
catch a male poliwag
name it poliwang
accidental-pun: Sometimes I just wear a thick T-shirt or a light jacket so I can get away with not wearing a bra. Sometimes I wear a bra if I know I’m gonna be walking a lot
balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT
frostbackscat: pockyandsugar: IF YOU ARE A GIRL AND READ COMICS REBLOG THIS!!!!! I’m trying to make a point to my friend who is also my artist on this comic I’m writing. He doesn’t believe girls really read comics. I’m going to prove him wrong! So help me and reblog this across tumblr! I need a goal tho.
Me: *holds up glass full of just ice* Ma, can you get me more water?
Mom: *takes glass, pours her un-iced water into it* Here you go! *hands it back* Can I have a drink?
The best feeling in the world is sitting naked on the couch just because you can.
primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
i really like robert downey jrs voice?????
i would murder for some donuts right now
someone pay me to write them a story???
urgh i really wanna write but i have no idea what...