i-wuv-virgins: When you’ve planned out a whole story idea in your head and you’re so excited to write it but then you open up a blank word document to begin and realize that you actually know absolutely nothing about it and you’re completely lost in a sea of vague plot details and random dialogue.
commanderlizabiz: princeichi: gosh thor followed me into the bathroom and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt. oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles: My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” His friend didnt know. I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”